al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

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straight from the dentist

meaning doing the illegal substance called cocaine and becoming a public mess off of it.

friend 1: dude after i boofed the cocaine i was straight from the dentist
friend 2: fuck yea

by lmao sofia March 8, 2020

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dentist • dent • Dented • denton • dental floss • denty • dental • dental dam • denthead • Dentity

Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.

HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*

by stud420 September 16, 2021

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daddy denton

Someone who asks girls for nudes and has pubes twice as long as his dick.

Hey daddy denton can I have a dick pic.

by Veidyswh May 20, 2017

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west denton

Hardest area in the north east. Full of drug lordz

A billionaire buys some houses in West denton. Yes he bought 1 trillion

by WarGaz August 16, 2018

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Al Dente

The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.

Also:

A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.

Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!

by BobRyder June 18, 2007

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A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

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