cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

by duck666 February 14, 2019

Cumpire

a woman who instead of feeding on the blood of random victims in order to stay "alive" chooses to subsist on the fresh thicm cum of countless random men

No man's cock was safe from the very.real pleasure waiting to consume their sperm when each harvest moon marked the return of the CUMPIRE

by Cumslut4life February 12, 2019

Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster

1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.

by Cump69 July 26, 2019

cump

a large amount of cum on the ground.

i left cump on the ground after i beat my cock in the bathroom

by domainian limbo August 20, 2019

cumplum

A very popular Instagram meme page that was taken down for being too "edgy" and posting "offensive" content.

@cumplum's new Instagram is @cumulasian

"Hey did you follow that meme page I told you about? @cumplum?"

"Did you see that new post I sent you from @cumplum? It was so funny!"

by cumful October 28, 2019

Cumpot

A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.

That Anna Friel's character in 'Dark Water' was a proper cumpot, lad.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Cumpire

Alternative title for a porn director. A Cumpire operates as an umpire would in sport, but they judge and officiate sex scenes, usually involving athletic environments and situations such as locker rooms, gym equipment, bleachers, water cooler, etc.

"I dunno, this porn's not really doing it for me."

"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"

by Dallas Carmichael January 25, 2020