memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand

The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.

by Archimedes! September 26, 2011

Carolina Custard Swirl

the act of assfucking a girl, then creampieing her asshole. As you pull out your dick, your man batter and her shit combines to form the glaze that is coating your cock. You proceed to insert your half chub into her pussy knowing she is on her period. As you fuck her the frothy creamy substance around her vag is carolina custard swirl.

After cumming in her ass, and fucking her right in the pussy, she scooped out the sweet carolina custard swirl and spread it on the peanut butter sandwich.

by mike devivo February 7, 2015

one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

Soggy Custard Cup

The act of screwing a cup of custard

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

man custard

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

by raging man juice July 17, 2009

Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤

I custard cakes that girl from east

by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009