A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life
Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool
by Blah Blee May 3, 2005
Get the muncha crunchmug. when you have done something lucky or
you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
by onithekid October 17, 2010
Get the crunch posemug. To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
by Noel James July 17, 2007
Get the Anus Crunchmug. A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.
Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.
by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008
Get the Crunch Barmug. When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004
Get the Cap'n Crunchmug. when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all
by Adonay October 3, 2007
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