A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life
Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool
by Blah Blee May 04, 2005
when you have done something lucky or
you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
by onithekid October 14, 2010
To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
by Noel James June 20, 2007
A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.
Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.
by somebody i used to know January 23, 2006
When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
by Jackie & Emilie August 04, 2004
when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all
by Adonay September 21, 2007
The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"
by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010