cooper

what a sexy man with a large penis. who wants some fuck

girl: that cooper is so sexy.

by bigdick2.2 February 13, 2018

Cope Cage

The shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Cooper fit

The act of getting so angry (usually at an inanimate object)that you totally lose control and become violent with whatever objects are closest.(Throwing is usually involved.)

Man that was a real Cooper fit, I would have never guessed that you could throw an empty coke can through a big screen.

by myspace pimp September 3, 2005

Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.

Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.

by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009

Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

copenhagen slap

When one does something flashy in a videogame and has to make up a word for it on the spot, but refuses to give an explanation for what it means.

Andrew: "Did you see that? That's the copenhagen slap."
Jake: "What does that even mean?"

by Parrotmaster March 30, 2016

Copenhagener

A good looking, well built resident of Cooenhagen, Denmark who has high cheek bones, rides a rusty bike, has sex with whomever they want whenever they want, and who often drinks to a stupor trying to have more sex.

IHej Niels, I did the dirty last night with a hot Copenhagener.

by seamusocadhla September 11, 2016