halfway crook

A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"

by ACG2x March 4, 2005

crook

skateboarding trick done riding backside up to an obstacle and grinding on the front truck with the tail turned slightly. also done frontside, switch, and fakie

has anyone crooked hollywood highschool 16 yet?

by Green Rippaa April 26, 2008

Crooked Letter

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

by howm June 17, 2008

Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

crooky

The original tasteless mofo. Ran the Cat Fart Mausoleum back in 1997 and is now a lurker/agent provacateur on many internet forums.

<Crooky>Hey guys, check this out!
<Everyone>JESUS! MY EYES! WTF WAS THAT?
*RETCH!!!!!*

by Dr. Molotov October 6, 2003

crookeded

to break or dislocate one's fingers

"Hey Jon, come over here so I can crookeded your"
"KRRRRRRRKKKAJSGKKKKK"
"Duuude stooooooooop!"

by OlOlOlO January 7, 2008

crooked

To be dirty<triffling>an underdog

If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating

by BABY PAC November 29, 2003