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Cristo

Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one
This is how to be a cristo
by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019
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monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
by SrBlanco January 24, 2005
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cristi

An amazing whore and a fun slut if you ever have the meet her she prefers to be called her nickname bitch
have you seen cristi today

do you mean that one bitch ya i saw her earlier
by psychoticdog September 18, 2018
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Crista

A broken hearted girl just tryna be the best fucking person she can be.people always seem to be trash to her but she does her best to stay positive and fight
Oh that crista girls kinda pathetically Sad but she’s tryin
by Jaysmith123 January 27, 2021
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Dirty Crista

the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!
by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011
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ethan and cristina

Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!
Wow! Ethan and Cristina are amazing together!
by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 4, 2019
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Cristiano Ronaldo

A world class football player of Portuguese nationality. Lead his team to victory in 2016 Euro cup. A skilled dribbler with accurate shooting , he has an unending appetite for goals. The most hardworking football player the planet has ever produced. He owns everything to his hardwork.
When you have Cristiano Ronaldo on your side , you are already ahead by 1-0.
by Dr. Bruce Banner January 2, 2019
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