crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013

crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

Crispering

When two or more people are crying and whispering together

We wondered what the three girls in the corner were crispering about.

by Snoogurt September 14, 2016

CrisperCat3745

the cool cat that always there to make you feel better

hey Jamie your such a crispercat3745 that is why i love you.

by hey i am smart March 26, 2019

chipperfuck

Someone whom is successful and really wants you to know how happy they are through their expensive tastes and condescending comments, all whilst smiling way too much. The kind of person who cowers when someone exposes their faults and is afraid of people that have backbones.

That cocky bastard is such a chipperfuck, he pissed his pants when someone raised their fist to him upon getting out of his Limo.

by Nick Hads November 17, 2019

cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

Cropperfied

When someone is very organised and methodical, in reference to the British Soap Opera character Roy Cropper. Often used in job interviews and on CVs, particularly for jobs in trendy cafes.

He always keeps up to date with his filing. He's very cropperfied.

by Corrieface November 11, 2020