Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.

Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.

by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

brain cripple

an individual who is crippled in the brain.

you're a fucking brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007