Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

by Squirtycream December 13, 2021

strawberry ice cream

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

cream soda

nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself.

try this 'caribbean cream soda' stuff. it's like drinking God.

by dagger_grrl September 13, 2004

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009