What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

cradling

when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect

jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical

by wartoendallwars June 18, 2018

cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff June 1, 2006

craplication

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.

I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.

by cabajul April 1, 2010

michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students

He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley

by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009

Cradle robbing

dating or hitting on someone younger than you. When a 17 year olds hits on 14 year old.

Tim was hitting on some 14 year old last night, now i call that cradle robbing.

by Chapstickwoman February 14, 2006

crawling in my skin

The feeling of withdrawling from heroin. When you cannot sit still u feel like you have to just jerk joints n muscles truly the worst feeling ever.

God Im Crawling In My Skin.. I Need Those Little Grains!

by JohnnyGenious July 9, 2011