crampy

when a girl has her period and it hurts a lot.

me: wow i'm feeling quite crampy today.
meaghan: me too. however, i am cramping up. it means the same thing but is in verb form as opposed to adjective form.

two in one
fool.

by maria March 3, 2004

cramfest

You have an exam, right, and instead of studying for it over a long period of time....you sqeeze it all into one night, generally the night before the exam..these exams also tend to be major exams, i.e. the junior and leaving cert exams...or college end of year exams!

Grainne: Here dude hows the study goin for college exams..??
Anto: Awh man, i was planning on cramming...what about you..??
Grainne: Cramfest it is then!!!

by Legefest January 19, 2008

Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...

One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009

crambled

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)

Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.

by tdcunning September 22, 2005

crambazzled

When you've had far too much drink and cannot function properly.

Look at Jack, he's just left a full pint at the table, and crawling home. He's absolutely Crambazzled!

by Benjani126 January 3, 2021

girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work

Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps

by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009

Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.

Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"

by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010