Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.
Despite the negative press covfefe.
by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 3, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
by ToolGeek June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. 