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had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")
Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.
by Burper1957 August 29, 2014
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Just going to have a couple drinks

Hey Mitch, do you want to go out tonight, we're just going to have a couple drinks tonight.
by Smashley8 April 25, 2016
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Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.
Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.
by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009
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Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.
Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.
by CaptainTed February 3, 2010
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couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
We're so cute...we have couple esp.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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the_perfect_couple

Two people who love each other with all of their hearts, and would do anything for one another. When they are always thinking of each other and want to be a part of everything in their lives. Always together as if they were inseparable. Love is not a strong enough word to describe the feelings they express.
An example of the_perfect_couple is Tom and Kristin.
by Tom I. January 29, 2007
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Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005
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