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Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.
Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.
by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010
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Pittsylvania County

The largest county in Virginia landwise, yet only has a population of about 68,000. Located in South Central Virginia. Towns in Pittsylvania County include Chatham, Gretna, Hurt......and that's pretty much it. The larger city of Danville is located smack at the bottom of the county, although it's technically independent from the county.

In other words, PittCo is approximately 1000 square miles of boondocks and farms.
Outsider #1: "What the hell? Where are we? Iowa?!"
Outsider #2: "Oh no, we're just in Pittsylvania County."
by Danville July 8, 2007
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Mayfair County South Carolina

Mayfair County South Carolina is a server in the FiveM Role-playing community that it's mostly known for its FailRP. Whether it be someone ramming everyone off the road (VDM) or someone killing everybody in the server (RDM). The server will always be known for it.
*Example Player* joined the server.
*Example Player* has killed everyone
*Example Player* gets banned for 30 days by *Example Admin* - Mayfair County South Carolina
by Cpl. Edward Johnson July 7, 2019
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Shasta County

Area code:530

A county in Northern California, separated from any major cities, that is rampant with drug abuse and crime. Besides Humboldt County, the best weed in the US is grown there. The Main cities within the county are Redding, Anderson, and Shasta Lake City(aka CV...a good place to get robbed/stabbed/shot etc.)Crystal Meth use is outrageously present within the county limits.
Man 1: Where did you say you were from?
Man 2: Shasta County fool.
Man 1: Oh, so that explains it.
Man 2: Explains what bitch!?
Man 1: Here just take my wallet.
Man 2: *runs off yelling "AYO FOR YAYO!"
by CourtJesterFiend December 14, 2008
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Crockett county

Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba
“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”
by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018
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pg county

Large sprawling suburb of Washington DC. Noted as the most affluent predominately African-American county in the nation. Often seen as two counties by most locals. The older "inner beltway" communities like Oxon Hill, Hyattsville, Suitland bordering NE and SE DC tend to be poorer and have the bulk of the crime. "Outside beltway" communities especially Upper Marlboro, Bowie, Mitchelville Woodmore and National Harbor tend to be middle class to wealthy. The flagship campus of the University of Maryland is located in College Park. FedEx Field, the home of the Washington Redskins is also located here. Because so many blacks choose to live here, many whites consider the entire county "ghetto" which it isn't.
A lot of Redskin players have mansions in PG County.
by rici45 May 26, 2010
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Essex County

County in Northern New Jersey, located about 25 minutes west of New York City. County includes, Newark, Orange, East Orange and Irvington. The most crime populated county in the Dirty Jerz, possibly the whole east coast. Got the best food, best restaurants, best sports teams. So throw your hands up and rep Essex County! Best county in NEW JERSEY.
Yo man, those kids from Morris came over to Essex County and coulndn't even keep up with us, we was running shit on the courts!
by E Con. September 7, 2005
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