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corona hole

The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.
Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?

Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
by Prizza and Beer May 27, 2020
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Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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corona coochie

When you haven't been able to go out to get waxed or shaved your nether regions due to the coronavirus lockdown and things are getting sasquatch-ey down there.
Havent gotten a wax since lockdown began, headed to the salon to tame my raging corona coochie!
by shanniebananie June 10, 2020
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the dreaded corona

another name for coronavirus.

generally this name is used ironically to mock those who are unreasonably scared of the coronavirus.
james: *coughs*
alexandra: oh no i'd better stockpile toilet paper or else i'll get the dreaded corona
by consumptionoftoes March 21, 2020
mugGet the the dreaded coronamug.

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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Corona tourist

An idiot that decides, in the midst of a global pandemic, to take advantage of no crowds and cheap deals to vaca and party on.
Hey, we're heading to Italy then on to Spain later this week - got a great deal and no crowds, dude!

Uh no, don't be a dumbass corona tourist spreading that shit everywhere! Stay your ass home!!!
mugGet the Corona touristmug.

corona vagina

It is a meth whores pussy.
by act1923 September 25, 2021
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