confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

Confusion

When that girl you met at the bar takes her pants off and she has a dick

You can imagine my confusion when she whipped out a dick!

by Bobber62 April 18, 2019

Friday confusion

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.

1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.

by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011

Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010

Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

lucky boys confusion

A band that ranks highly with the deaf community.

Lucky Boys Confusion has fans that are hearing impaired.

by BlackMagicWoman December 28, 2005

collusionist

An individual (person) that goes out their way to collude with others and proactively lead negative conversation to make themselves feel better.

Nobody wanted to be around Bob as he was an extreme collusionist.

by Wrenchy November 19, 2016