suited connectors

Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.

Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.

Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?

by Krisse August 6, 2005

tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007

Plymouth Connecticut

Plymouth, located in southern litchfield county, is considered to be where the elite of Plymouth Connecticut's three neighborhoods, Terryville, Plymouth , and Pequabuck live. So-called townies are rare in this part of Plymouth for they tend to congregate around patco, in the lower-class neighborhood of Terryville, renowned for its excessive amount of pot dealers. Plymouth, however, is it's polar opposite, it consists of classy, colonial homes, upper-middle class families, and beautiful farmlands, in contrast to downtown Terryville, which consists of many gas-stations, a few questionable resturuants, and the new Mcdonald's, which is sadly, the nicest thing in that part of town.

Ex 1: Kid moving: I'm moving to Terryville connecticut.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.

Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.

by Tom Smithers October 19, 2011

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.

Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "

by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009

full contact origami

Slang for underground fight club in Bloomington, Indiana.

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"

by Casey May 13, 2005

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003