Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.

Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.

by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016

Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

condom

a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.

holly: i don't want your fluid inside me
olly: don't worry! i have a condom!

by yamar September 30, 2009

Concordia High School

A school overflowing with gayness, a bunch of white-ass wangsters, 5 1/2 black people, and the jew from the zios commercials and way too many mid-size trucks. And retarded wrestling matches that pass as fights. u might as well go to Creighton prep.

Bro: Concordia high school is awesome
other bro: no its not its gay
Bro: ya i now im jkin fds smb

by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010

conjoinified

Word developed by Mike Winn. Combination of conjoined and unified, typically referring to a group of coworkers planning a “conjoinified potluck” consisting of multiple departments in the the workplace.

We are having a conjoinified potluck on Halloween.

by Yehitsmirmir October 26, 2017

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021