Congrapulants

A cooler, edgier way of saying "congratulations"

Person 1: "wow that's so sick you're a doctor now, congrapulants!"
Person 2: "None of my degrees will ever make me as cool and epic as you are."

by Furry Extremist September 25, 2023

congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

congrammies

A sarcastic form of congratulation for someone’s bad singing.

Congrammies on your rendition of never gonna give you up. It really was great.

by Thatsnotabrandofbread February 12, 2024

Congratufukilations

To express congrats toward someone in the most sarcastic fashion

Congratufukilations your big mouth woke the bear up!

by Thottie2Hottie February 12, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024

Congrammies

A sarcastic form of congratulation

Congrammies, do you want a medal for that?

by Thatsnotabrandofbread March 10, 2024