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congies

kids that are in the congregated class much like speds...but not as bad. they dont lik walls...but they sometimes lick other things...:P hehe such as people...or...floors
Wow did u see the congi class today? they got to ride bikes in the hall way while we were doin math!
by Vanex Kraillant September 27, 2003
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congress

1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.

2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.

2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 December 28, 2005
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Congleton

Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.

Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
Chloe: I’m moving to Congleton next week!
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)
by el star July 2, 2020
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Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.
i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up
by sloth0629 November 21, 2010
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Conglabong

A device made from a monkey penis that is used for smoking hasheesh or other tobacco products
hey man...bust out the conglabong
by Poe Joe January 23, 2008
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Congress

Alex has to get his plan through it
I can’t stop until I get my plan through CONGRESS
by OCEAN BAKA October 21, 2018
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rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity
kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there
by hovainsane123 December 25, 2008
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