Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Russian Concussion

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.

by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

confessional

peep show booth

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005

confessigated

To be confussed, or getting confussed over something simple

Stu is getting confessigated about his noodles

by Jamie Clark September 22, 2006

Confusioness

The act of being confused, particularly in IT.

Andrew's confusioness was at an all time high when trying to decipher Jim's circular logic.

by Jimbo-slice April 8, 2010