con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010

Sented Con

a roblox place created by pedos for pedos, if you see one report

basically 60 yr olds circlejerking eachother and having sex in a kids game,
usually gets deleted from 1-15 minutes

some pedo (typically a male,incel,30-50yr old): yay lets play some sented con!!!!11
normal person(typically just a kid, 5-15 yrs old): yay lets play some *insert a front page game name here*

by ahandlewtf123 June 29, 2020

Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

by your girllll October 25, 2018

Def Con

When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con.

Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking room!!!!!!
Timmy: What the hells with mom?
Bobby: Def Con
Timmy: Ohh. Thanks.........sure mom.....i love you!

by Jonathan McDoodi May 20, 2008

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008

con carne

1. In spansih, with meat
2. Exceptionally cool, when added on the end of an adjective, meaning "twice s cool"

Derek, you is cool con carne!

by Derek Byrd January 26, 2005

Con-txting

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.

Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009