Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

Coomer's Riposte

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

Colmar

The ship of Colin + Mar.

Generally used in gcs with mar jay clima fran and leshawna

mar gets mad at it

Jay: "Im the number one fan of Colmar!!! UWU"
Mar "Kys. Colmar is very bad"
Fran: "not true"
Clima: "Olá eu sou a professora Zhongxi Zheng e isto é muito ofensivo para o mar! "

by mkunga October 4, 2023

dot commerce

Dot Commerce refers to activity within the technology market sector, and specifically refers to commercial activities conducted via the Internet or other electronic means. Dot Commerce can also refer to transactions between technology companies (i.e., "dot coms").

With the merger of the two struggling dot coms, analyists predict that dot commerce will be dominated by a few key players.

by Gene July 10, 2003

perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Dirty Colter

The act of taking a bong rip off a girls back while blowing her back out

“Yeah she asked if I wanted to get fucked up so I gave her the old Dirty Colter”

by C0mmanderC0dy77 April 9, 2020

harrison coleran

Honestly the best. Strangely has 6 toes and loves the bee movie. If you're reading this you have more than likely lost all hope. Also people called Harrison Coleran scream at games a lot... A LOT.

person 1: have u head Harrison Coleran hes screaming at fortnite kids again.
person 2: he really doesn't like them fortnite kids.

by skinny boi it is February 13, 2021