Colleen

Colleens are typically known for their beauty and mysterious ways upon first sight. Colleens, after being known by an individual, continue to develop their beauty inside and out, and begin to drag the individual in, seduced by its looks and personality. A Colleen is typically a blonde, petite, athletic, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary and a very diverse sense of humor. Colleens are very out going and loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. Colleens love to have their backs rubbed, and their necks kissed while lying in a comfortable bed. A Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. When a Colleen is cornered or threatened, it may occasionally "fight", but more frequently take "flight". Colleens will run away from a problem or confrontation and play impossible to catch rather than fix it. Colleens will also hide their feelings or convince those with different ones to cover up its real feelings. These defense abilities are confusing and debilitating but are not hard to cope with. Colleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Colleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with a Colleen, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end and hopefully live a long happy life with a Colleen. If a Colleen says it loves you, you're in luck for sure. Colleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. They are just a part of a colleen that makes up a larger, more beautiful, indescribable thing that a lucky individual can enjoy for a long time. Also, those with a mustang have an advantage to finding a Colleen as stated.

Damn thats a hot colleen over there, I wish I could get at that.

by ILoveCocaCola707 April 27, 2009

College

the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic

Greg: You've drank every single night this week. You're for sure an alcoholic.

Brian: It's not considered alcoholism until after college, my friend.

by YuppyTheYuppie September 6, 2010

college virgin

One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.

Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.

by steezy christ July 4, 2014

Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.

Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011

College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

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by therocker11 January 17, 2009

college

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

by RudeBob April 6, 2008