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ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to being with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.
I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.
by Waxil July 22, 2014
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climydia

A synonym of global warming and climate change created by "This Week In Science" on KDVS.
The planet is sick, dude. It's got a bad case of climydia.
by Cornellian February 18, 2009
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Climmed

Ripping out bum-hole hair to reduce chance of chafing.
"I climmed myself to stop the bleeding ass hole"
"My girl gave me a painful climming"
by The Climmer King October 1, 2021
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Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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climax call

The subjective (but reliable!) measure of the aural quality of a female orgasm, taking into account pitch, tone, duration, intensity and content (ie what she actually says - some women scream "yes!", for instance, whilst others make noises resembling various animals).
A: How about Stephanie - you reckon she'd have a decent climax call?

B: Yeah, she'd have a wild one - better than Zoe's climax call, she's too whiny.

A: I like whiny.

B: Whiny is bad, dude.

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by Narcoleptix August 26, 2007
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climpy

Someone who has commited an act that can be deemed as stupid
"I can't use a pen because I shut my hand in the car door"
"What? You climpy"
by Paul Stinson January 16, 2008
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rock climbing

1. (n) sport involving maddd biddies

2. (v) to scale shit like its your job, then mack on the biddies who come to watch
-Hey dude lemme borrow your rock climbing shoes imma go hit up the rocks
by climbin'champ March 17, 2010
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