Cledonomancy

1. Divination through interpreting random remarks, statements or events.

2. The process of determining a prospective significant other's sanity by constant discussion of that person's actions and remarks with all other members of one's social group, behind said person's back.

If you end up pseudo-dating a sociopath, cledonomancy might not be your strong suit

by Unprofessional Psychiatrist March 2, 2012

Clenage a trois

A threesome that you have with your clone and another person

I had a dream that my girlfriend and I had a clenage a trois

by Dj_ripsh_it June 9, 2017

Chendo Fumpit

When your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin' yelp' juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your cock when she gives you the stinkface and yell "Fumpit!" as you run away laughing.

I got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2B.

by Kingnigger Slappings November 12, 2010

Clendennin

a health teacher that is a nigger and works at high school north. she gives lots of home work.

Mike- WTF that nigger gave me so much homework.
Alex- is she a nigger????!!?!?!?!
Mike- yeah fucking swamp ninja is a clendennin!!!!!!!!!!!

by alex+mike March 18, 2009

Clendinen

An amazingly lazy yet awesome guy that is a well mannered gentleman. Is good at listening, focusing on your problems, and gives good advice. He is a great and trustworthy friend. Clendinen is always willing to help you in anyway.

He also has random made up memories of things that really didn't happen...despite what his friends say.

Some one who has the ability to inspire others to achieve tasks and goals that they might not other wise be capable of reaching.

Simply Clendinen discribes something that is not fake and keeps their own faith.

Someone who helps without anything expected in return. Their gesture may be big or small, profound or not, it doesn't make im' any less of a hero.

by Chicagoin October 8, 2011

clendining

A clendining is a rude,hurtful yet caring person who will be there for you in a tough time but will bug the hell out of you about something that's useless in real life.

Watch out he's a clendining

by #Nevertrustacatley69 April 30, 2015

Clendy

A Clendy is a slur for those who are so unintelligent that they cannot process anything except for sports and women. Usually Clendy's are seen with shorts jackets or horrible sunglasses that they wear indoors. Can describe a straight dude who peaked in high school, or middle school if they're that bad.

"Hey Wendy, get a load of that Clendy over there!" All the girls look over to see a muscular, 6'5" man with a sports coat on.
"Hahah! I bet he plays football!!"

by Nyxisthebest July 1, 2023