circuit bending

A sound art derived from accidentally coming upon a broken electronic device and then frontin' like you know how it works as you close-mic it in a museum.

When used as a verb, it often means the opposite of circuit bending, i.e. to denote success in repairing something technical. 'When my car smoked, I had to circuit bend the motherfucker to get it running again, fuckin stayed up all night doin' it too.'

Q: "Say, does June of 44 do circuit bending?"
A: "Naw, don't think so, but I heard they had a broken Super Reverb."

by ptchi July 20, 2008

circumcision envy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!

Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran

by buggaluggs October 2, 2009

circumcise

A term for E-cig users: The act of taking off the bridge and wick of an atomizer to making direct dipping easier.

"I circumcised my LR510 atty, now dry hits aren't so bad"

by Gringo The Clown December 27, 2011

circumsision

When ones dick skin that surrounds the tip is chopped off so it doesn't look like a carrot

Hey Jim hasn't had a circumsision, his dick looks like a carrot.

by Jahnique Guthrie May 27, 2017

female circumcision

is what you get when you sit a woman on a wicker basket and shave off whatever hangs through.

Plenty of examples of female circumcision to be seen on google images - don't try this at home.

by Bunkerbuster October 17, 2006

Circumcoition

A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).

"OK, folks, enough of this circumcoition -- let's get this goddam truck unloaded."

by FitofPeak April 12, 2010

Circumstanche

A mustache worn or grown only for a particular occasion. Most likely in the pursuit of awesome.

1) A classy event you say? This calls for a circumstanche.

2)
Bob: Hey Fred, have you always had that incredibly awesome mustache?
Fred: Yes, but I only wear it under certain circumstanches.

by omegamjolnir January 19, 2011