Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

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"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

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Chunky

An awesome name for a cat, if you think about it.

"I have to feed Chunky now"
"I have to empty Chunky's litter box"
"Chunky, you're getting too fat"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

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chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

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When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.

Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?

Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.

by Pryan1369 January 20, 2011

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