Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris

by Eric da boob October 16, 2008

Chris

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008

Chris

Man with a Micro Penis

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over

by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014

Chris

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!

by loltrain69 August 31, 2011

Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009

Chris

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock

I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.

by AsianKKK November 13, 2021