Skip to main content

cripple crapple

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.
by maschinetheist January 12, 2012
mugGet the cripple crapple mug.

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.
Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'
by duckfromyork August 21, 2010
mugGet the Brummie Crippler mug.

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
mugGet the Shit-Crippled mug.

5G Chipped

Humorous way of sayying "vaccinated". Originated from the conspiracy theory that the vaccine is used to track people with 5G microchips.
"Yo paul i got 5g chipped"
"good for you man, now you don't have to wear a mask everytime you go outside"
by CharonFiveEightOne July 9, 2021
mugGet the 5G Chipped mug.

Chippies

Chippies refer to money put together by multiple people in order to by drugs or alcohol. (for the most part weed)
Matt "yo lets cop a dub nigga"

Admir "ya but actually um lets call Murat see if he got 10 chippies so we can get a 30 piece"
by Brooklynzkid February 18, 2009
mugGet the Chippies mug.

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 4, 2003
mugGet the crippled johnny mug.

chippen

by S.P.T March 7, 2008
mugGet the chippen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email