by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022
Get the chimpmug. •A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020
Get the Chimpmug. Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025
Get the Chimpmug. The least roastable and most savage user to ever log onto the now defunct website, e-chat.co. the only WUN AHF DEM AHL.
Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.
Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.
Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck
Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!
Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!
Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!
Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!
Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!
by User#2244 October 1, 2022
Get the Champ of Chimpsmug. the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 25, 2021
Get the crimp it and chimp it.mug. Chimping is when a little chimpy starts going mental. For examples when Abhi starts chimping in the car, he starts acting like hes got Tourette's. There is immediate jungle noises and chimp chatter with bananas going everywhere. He starts saying uh basically basically OOGA BOOGA.
by Chimpesh August 29, 2022
Get the Chimpingmug. To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015
Get the Chimpingmug.