Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.

P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

Chimping

Chimping is when a little chimpy starts going mental. For examples when Abhi starts chimping in the car, he starts acting like hes got Tourette's. There is immediate jungle noises and chimp chatter with bananas going everywhere. He starts saying uh basically basically OOGA BOOGA.

Abhi, stop chimping like a little long mong chimpy

by Chimpesh August 29, 2022

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Chimp Livin'

Livin' Wild and Prosperous, Hittin' The Club Every Weekend, and Dropping a Band on Hennessy For The Hunnies At The Club. That's Chimp Livin' Baby.

Jake: Damn Brodie, Marcus just dropped 30 bands on a new Yacht!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!

by cdabs June 21, 2020

Champ of Chimps

The least roastable and most savage user to ever log onto the now defunct website, e-chat.co. the only WUN AHF DEM AHL.

Also used to go by Champ of Chimpz and Chimpy.

Bitchasserary 1: Chimpy u suck

Champ of Chimps: U STILL BUTHURT BOUT DA LAST NITE I MAID U LOHK LIEK A WHOAR IN FRUNT AHF UR FRIENZ? IMMA DESTROI U AHP AGAYN MOTHA FAHKAH!

Bitchasserary 1: No chimpy, pls don't roast me again. U are the only wun ahf dem ahl! Im sorry pls!

Champ of Chimps: ITZ RAPIN TIEM!

by User#2244 October 1, 2022

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017