Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.

I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.

by Bilbin July 14, 2009

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Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.

by Glory Glory Man United February 16, 2005

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Magic Chelsea

a dildo, most of the time rainbow.

Oh my God, man, I saw these two chicks using a magic chelsea on each other, I mean, hell, it was freakin orgasmic, man!!!

by Cassie-D May 24, 2008

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Chelsea Fc

They are a club who attracts more Asian tourists than fans and the fans that they have a fat old blokes who only passed 3 GCSES. The like to believe that their club if the best in the world but they are very deluded. All other London clubs are superior to Chelsea

Oi look it’s one of the, Chelsea lot

Stop acting as if u support Chelsea Fc, we don’t accept raciest anymore

by Housewaterstone September 05, 2019

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