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coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.
"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."
by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020
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Dash Caming

Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.
Hey Chuck, why don't you stop dash caming and put both hands on the wheel while driving.
by WPollitt September 18, 2014
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moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him
homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that
by nigga148 October 19, 2019
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omg im cuming

when a male squirts white liquid called cum out of his penis.
female: (moans)
Male: omg im cuming

female: pull out pull out
Male: to late

9months later

Doctor: its a beautiful baby boy
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Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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coming out of the coffin

'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.
He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.
by Lord Buff November 28, 2010
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A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005
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