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Cantr

Cantr is the general term used for the tiny dying web game Cantr II, (Sometimes referred to as Cancr, CantRP, or Cuntr). A PBBG that hasn't been advertised or significantly updated in 15 years, in which you can play up to 15 characters in a nearly empty, lifeless world, and besides the armies of abandoned or locked 'sleepers' never find more than the same handful of MRAs, furries, rapists, protected characters of the admins, and child fuckers to RP with, as we've been a full year on a campaign to drive any other sorts of players out.

This MMORPG is fully created by the players, who we hope soon will no longer exist. We lost 40% of the player base back in February 2016, and hope our new policy of handing out bans for mentioning or visiting the TV Tropes or reddit page for the game will help us reach our goal by 2017.

Slow paced, Cantr is great for those with limited time, as they will be punished for actively playing, using unwritten rules we invent on the spot and forbid anyone to speak of on the forum under threat of instant thread deletion and banning.

Note: Cantr is NOT a hack and slash. It's more of a 'Instant Drag followed by Silent, Leisurely Week-long Stab', but don't worry, and as long as you're a Russian and a friend of the admins' your characters will achieve the power of the gods, be returned from the dead in case of any mishap and teleported safely home.
A player protected by the admins: "In Cantr, rape can be hilarious."
by BigSpanishD October 22, 2016
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cartridge

Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.

After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.

For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.
1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*

1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."

1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"

2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"
by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008
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Fidel Castro

Revolutionary leader and liberator of Cuba from Batista. After a failed military coup he was arrested, made his (in)famous speech ending with the words; "history will absolve me"
sentenced for 26 years but released after 2; went on to start second revolution and liberate the people.
Fidel Castro? doesn't he have an engine-oil named after him?
by Dom January 24, 2005
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Castro valley high school

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Person 1: *drops hydroflask*
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person1: I hate castro valley high school
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Half Cast

1. The erroneous way of spelling half caste.

2. A term used to refer to mixed race individuals, but unfortunately the term has been abused by racists to poke fun at those who are mixed race.
1. It is "half caste" with an E, not "half cast" 🙄

2. I don't call people Half Caste in a derogatory demeanor because I'm not an ignorant racist prick
by UltimateDoge February 26, 2022
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Castaway

Wadding up and depositing large amounts of toilet paper prior to dropping a deuce. Feces will float on top of toilet paper, like Tom Hanks on the raft in the movie
"Castaway".
I knew that shit was going to be massive so, I left a castaway. That way I could share my effort.
by the mad deucer February 27, 2011
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cantrip

He wove a cantrip on him. (=put a spell on him)
by Sarkoa June 5, 2010
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