std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018

Face card season

Face card season refers to the time when there's colder weather. During the cold weather, people are more likely to wear thicker layers and more jackets. Revealing clothes are not worn, so you can't really see others' bodies. This means when judged or being looked at by others, a person's facial appearance is the only thing that can be judged, not their body figure included.

Your looks better be valid or else you're not pulling this face card season.

by pepelovesbarbie November 26, 2022

Ignore The Trolls Card

The card that users pulls on another party in an online forum or chatroom when they're quiet after a massive argument has taken place in an effort to talk them down or to blackmail the other users into not accepting and to defame the other opposing party but don't really talk about anything else other then the opposing party.

User A: Damn you!
User B: Damn you too!
User A: ...
User B: ...
User A: Life is great!
User B: ...
User A: You see folks, ignore the trolls and they be bored and find something else to do!

User B: Oh, he pulled the 'Ignore the Trolls Card' on me! I was just minding my own business, that's really unfair, I had to answer my doorbell!

by I_am_a_loser September 20, 2013

Have a card up your sleeve

- To have an advantage that other people do not know about.
- You have a surprise plan or idea that you are keeping back until the time is right.

You still have a card up your sleeve, and it should solve all your problems.

by slang.teacher March 20, 2015

Uno reverse card

You can use it if you don't want to do something.

ur mom: Go clean the dishes.

you: Uno reverse card
ur mom: *Cleans dishes* works everytime uwu

by Ritzlikesdilfs March 26, 2020

dos reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of uno reverse cards

you: *runs out of uno reverse cards*
you: dos reverse card

by BenSav March 15, 2021

Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

by Roomba August 21, 2006