Jew canoe

old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law

That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!

by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Tuna Canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna fish!

Phil and Jonny D were thinking of staying in..but fuck it fax is full of the Tuna Canoe tonight!

by asfsdce August 20, 2009

Dickinson Cano

MLB pitcher's brother, who is famous for being able to eat an entire porcupine whole, without any mustard on top.

Hey look it's Dickinson Cano, I hear that guy can eat an entire porcupine!

by Dickinson Cano September 26, 2010

Tuna Canoe

A ladies genitals that looks and smell reminiscent of a 'tuna canoe'

"Dear God Racheal, your tuna canoe's kicking out a right stink today."

by hiyalove September 11, 2015

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

glue canoe

A male reproductive organ that resembles the shape of a canoe. The glue part, well... you get the idea.

I had a dream that some guy was building a shed by my brothers old house and I walked up to him and he flashed his dick at me and the words "GLUE CANOE" were tattooed on the underside. Pretty gay dream right?

by CandyCoops August 19, 2010

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013