croch cannibal

Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Man, look at those two croch cannibals

by Skeeter October 18, 2004

Canine Dysfunction

Mental condition wherein human beings see other human beings as filthy animals while seeing dogs as their brothers, sisters, or, most often, children. Condition may cause said persons to do the following:

- become filled with outrage when a dog is killed, even accidentally; however, when humans are killed or abused, they turn a blind eye to it.

- bring their dogs into restaurants and supermarkets and become outraged when told that their pet doesn't belong there, insisting it is "a member of their family" and that the store is discriminating against them.

- pay thousands of dollars for their pets to have treatments for cancer, but bemoan human beings "running up huge hopsital bills for their family" when trying to survive cancer.

- make hilarious statements such as "I would rather heaven was full of dogs than people," not realizing that such would mean they wouldn't be there, either.

- feed their dog from their dinner table and even let the dog take stuff right off of their plate, but get mad if someone "breaches protocol" by eating with their fingers or putting their elbows on the table.

It is important to note that Canine Dysfunction is not limited to dog owners, but can also affect the owners of any other type of house pet, both common and uncommon, in a similar fashion with regard to their animal of choice.

Some woman with canine dysfunction was carrying her poodle around the grocery store and made a huge scene when she was told that only Seeing-Eye Dogs were allowed in the store. It only got more awkward when she declared that she and her "child" were leaving and would be talking to a lawyer about a discrimination suit.

by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012

Cannin

is a name that associates with a boy or man that is Irish,funny,strong,swift,has a nine inch long penis, and is always associated with being a "leprechaun"

hey you see that boy there hes a "cannin"

by UrbandictionaryFAQ February 9, 2018

Canine Style

American slang for Doggy Style.

Person 1: I did Canine Style with my gf last night
Person 2: Nice!

by Joshua Parker November 5, 2007

cannibal corpse

Cannibal corpse: A BRUTAL death metal band that origined in 1989 their first cd was eaten back to life. The band was the first in the death metal scene to have the sickest incomprehensible and over the top lyrics and art work- vincent locke. Their earlier music had the vocalist chris barnes who is actually better than george fisher. Just to point out the band in its early days was only for certain individuals to listen to. but now it is mainly associated with wanabees and 'goths'- ie... 13 year old children who think they are 'sick and twisted' when they are mere normal kids who gets their mommys to order a gore-obsessed long sleeve cannibal corpse t shirt off ebay to look 'abnormal' this is whats wrong with the band now, it has been promoted to much, so it is too popular. i used to be a cannibal corpse fan i bought chris barnes 2 albums (i still sometimes listen to) but that guy actually had some brutal talent george fisher is a fake extrovert. i'm not saying they are totally crap now but they ahve changed a lot- early cannibal corpse saounded like mortician- an even better band.

8 year old: mummy i just looked up a band called cannibal corpse on google, they are like foo fighters please by me a t shirt off ebay.

mum: off course dear

by mortician February 21, 2005

canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole

She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?

by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010

Cannibal

Someone who's had their fill of people.

Cannibals have had their fill of humans.

by Stubaccaa May 8, 2014