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Caspering

The act of jizzing on ones hand and then proceeding to beat the shit out of the mate with the sticky limb.
"How did Caspering go bro?"

"Man last night was crazy. I Caspered my girlfriend so hard she couldn't even open her eyes when i was done."
by Muff McCabbage October 10, 2011
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Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.
Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
by Rug Burn June 9, 2018
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ball tampering

the art of fiddling with a ball or balls without anybody looking
you might want to rub dirt on yer balls before a full toss, so you fumble around in your pocket then rub some on your ball until everything gos dull then you go for the middle wicket and knock one off .... also ball tampering can be a term used in cricket
by vinnny August 24, 2006
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Bitch Camping

A person or group of people who decide to go camping with an RV, or 5th wheel. This unit usually has airconditioning and an HD television. Their fat ugly kids stay at the 'camp swimming pool' all day playing video games and eating ice cream. These bitch campgrounds have power and sewer hookups. Bitch Camping is not a good way to spend the weekend unless you're an overwieght redneck loser that watches Nascar.
In conversation:
"My fat lazy neighbors are taking the RV and going Bitch Camping again. My athletic wife and I are going hiking in a wilderness area. See you later."
by Camp Specialist August 17, 2009
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camping

To camp. Staying in one place for an extended period of time to gain an advantage over other players.
Some say it is a cheap strategy. To overcome this, some games have invulnerability for a short period of time after spawn. For instance, in Call of Duty 3, they have invulnerability for about one second.
In my opinion, Camping is an intelligent strategy. How do you think the snipers of WWII got so many kills? Some snipers had up to, but not limited to, 500 kills. One sniper had over 700 confirmed kills.
"Oh, you fucking camping bitch."
"It's a legitimate strategy."
-Red vs. Blue
by Igor_griffin is camping June 9, 2007
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Camping

The act of hiding behind a wall in an online videogame. When somebody walks in front of the wall, you suprise attack them with them not even knowing who did it so you can continualy "camp".
Daaaaaamn, that nigga be camping!
by haNd1287 April 21, 2004
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camping

The act of having sex in the woods with one or multiple partners and/or wild animals
Hey Mei Chao, would you like to go camping with me and ten other guys?
by mei chao May 8, 2008
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