Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.

Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.

by manvswolf June 11, 2018

Calvin Klein

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.

Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

booty ralph lauren

by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016

Calvin Klein

When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.

Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.

by KarGuy November 11, 2020

Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007

Mexican Calzone

A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.

I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.

by The Fourth Holes April 20, 2011

sin calzon

Nicaraguan phrase equivalent to the black man's phrases "money," "drained," and/or "ballin" after successfully scoring a 3 point swish.

*swish*

Nicaraguan: SIN CALZON!

by Nicaraguan Hitman September 18, 2010