Boxer-brief style underwear; short for clothing designer Calvin Klein
Girl: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Guy: Naw girl I wear Calvins.
by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022
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Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!
omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching
by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019
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Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!
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We don’t talk about “it”
Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water
by Ruly January 12, 2019
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