Na-calvin

• another term for "friendzone"

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"

by binarurot April 5, 2022

Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

Calvin pippin

A lightskin fine nigga that got hoes and im one of his hoes that he pimp

Oh look at calvin pippin he so fine look at his waves.

by DdgvIlovecalvinfftg June 10, 2019

Calvin Smith

A dude whos very sexy and amazing at fortnite but he doesnt get no girls

Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith

by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024

Calvin

Calvin is one of them sit back chill niggaz. He is a smart boy and is very attractive so if I were you I would go find a Calvin.

Girlfriend:it's over Boyfriend:why Girlfriend: I need someone smart I need a Calvin

by Greattest March 8, 2020

Calvin

BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that

Damn, that guy is such a Calvin

by pussyslayer9479 December 14, 2019

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020