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capitommunist

A person who thinks thinks communists had it right secretly but also don't want to be frowned upon by most modern societies.
You are such a capitommunist for loving America and China
by Uber Alles November 15, 2009
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California Cruiser

Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010
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Awesome. It can not be beat. Truthfully, this is the greatest teen program to ever grace this planet. High Schoolers model the California state government, and seemingly accomplish more than the people in the real positions
Are you in California YMCA Youth and Governemnt?
Of course I am, all the cool kids are.

I am from NorCal, where it's hella cold.

That last Governor's election was close, that is just why I love Y&G!
by capitolfreak May 13, 2011
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California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum
dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake
by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011
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Calpito

An attractive teenage boy who plays video games all day and night. His favourite game is Crackajacks. Often otherwise known as a cute nerd.
That guy is such a Calpito!
by Kreame November 27, 2011
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California Rockafeller

When A man receives oral sex from a woman while she has pop rocks in her mouth.

Can be given on a toilet, but the name does not change.
John- "Hey dude! Jenna sat me down on the can and gave me a California Rockafeller last period!

Mike- "Right on dude!"
by ROR March 31, 2012
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Californifucked

Californifucked:

Californian Immigrants that act like locust destroying every state they settle.
Imposition of Stupid Rules, Laws, Taxes, Fees, Behaviors and Costumes to another culture.
The State of Colorado has been Californifucked with all the Californians immigrants.
by Big_Time_Observer June 3, 2013
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