California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.

After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

by smothers-brothers November 11, 2012

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

california bread bowl

when a woman stands on he head and opes her vagina. soup is then pored in and eaten. as though it were a bread bowl

i had some nice clam chowder out of a california bread bowl last night

by big bertha 69 December 9, 2014

california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it

the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

califucked

Califucked (verb) - When one person thinks their first world problem is more important than the other persons first world problem. Specific to people in California.

“Jane totally califucked me today when I was complaining about my tacos”

by Ibekels October 6, 2018

california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

by 123colinrox May 17, 2019