A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
by Crystalmethany February 09, 2017
by rishu December 15, 2014
round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
by mr.eofadd October 15, 2007
Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"
by B Chris August 31, 2006
lucky few can escape them, others aren't so fortunate, immediately entranced by their sweet harmony. Instantly hooked by the ice sirens' song. They're melody so enchanting it drags you along and before you know it your a slave to them. Your family and your friends fight to save you, they cry and they plead, they beg, they're on their knees, screaming, and yelling, but its no use, they're too late, you can't hear them, you're caught in a hypnotizing state. There's nothing they can do other than wait, its all up to you, you'll determine your own fate.
by vnsflvbfibvnfvmcl July 05, 2011
When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
by boiwithsmall September 22, 2013
Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 07, 2007