Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017

confussed

adjective. (kon-fuss'd) to be in a state of confusion and agitation.

But you said she was your cousin but she was dead and now you say she is looking after your mother's cat. Now you want me to visit her, I've lost my car keys and I don't know where she lives! I'm confussed!

by PaulQ August 23, 2011

confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confusedgayperson

THEY ARE THE COOLEST PERSON ON TIKTOK AND EVERYONE LOVES HER SM!! also she makes everyone smile when they post 😋 she'll have a wedding on July 8th and many people will attend it

A: are you going to that one wedding from a tiktok creator?
B: do you mean @confusedgayperson? yes ofc they're the coolest!

by Tordigrode June 22, 2021

confusedgayperson

an icon. a legend. the best user on titkok. a rly relatable person. most awesome person to ever exist in the multiverse

person 1: do you follow confusedgayperson on tiktok?

person 2: no? who tf is that lol?

person 1: *blasts person 2 out of existence* the most amazing person ever!

by confusedgayperson July 2, 2021

confusedpotato

Someone who is confused and looks like a potato

Jeffrey is a confusedPotato..!

by Confused Potato August 23, 2021