by ari April 06, 2003
by Alan_S August 05, 2011
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.
Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.
by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017
niggas with no condoms is the definition of (mainly) a black male but very rarely a black female whoms't've passed the boof whilst going in raw and contracting 7 std's and aids and hiv and niggas with no condom syndrome
Man, Darius, Jerome, Jamal, Tyrone, and Jaquavis all fucked Shaqueefiusmagdonaldmaximusprime raw, they must be niggas with no condoms.
by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018
When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.
It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.
by Doo-da May 18, 2007
A term used to describe the state of a bedroom/aeroplane toilet following a particularly productive shagging session. A condom graveyard is noted for the following atmospheric conditions:
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere
My parents were coming round on Sunday so I had to open the windows in my flat and clear up the condom graveyard.
by bigmikey November 13, 2005