conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.

Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.

by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004

Global Occult Coalition

The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.

"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."

by Help I have lost my pp November 1, 2019

convictionis

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

by c-town April 3, 2004

Pizza Coalition

When two or more typically drunken individuals collaborate economically to acquire pizza in greater quantity or quality than any individual could afford alone.

Damn it, Kenneth, you lightweight sack of shit! You can't fall asleep now - a pizza coalition is forming!

by Wiles Knafe March 13, 2011

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

Anti bear coalition

An secret organization created to destroy bears

Joe:I just joined the anti bear coalition
Chuck:really
Joe:be careful bears are out to get you

by Abc forever June 29, 2011

Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
________________
Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low

by lenny xox king October 17, 2008