person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
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by Courtneycakesduhhh June 10, 2010
Get the Carpe Peeum mug.The pain that occurs in your wrists after too much texting or emailing on your phone.
Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
Basically carpal tunnel syndrome that is caused by excessive phone typing.
My wrists are aching. I gotta stop writing long emails on my Blackberry. It's giving me carpal texter syndrome.
by freezon January 3, 2011
Get the Carpal Texter Syndrom mug.A carpetflumper is one, disregarding the intent of the mistake, who spills bong water by either tilting the bong too much or merely releasing the device entirely, resulting in the dispersal of bong water amongst a perfectly clean carpet.
Thus, the act is of course called "carpetflumping".
A less terse explanation is provided in the experience below.
Thus, the act is of course called "carpetflumping".
A less terse explanation is provided in the experience below.
Victim: Aye Duncan, hurry up and rip this shit.
( Inexperienced undertaker commences bowl rip, which was deemed too large for the capacity of his lungs, causing him to blow into the bong. This causes the bowl itself to become a projectile due to the burst of bongwater forcing its escape to the only other exit of the device. Water then settles into the carpet and eminates an aroma so dank, it immediately envelops Duncan in a feeling of embarrassment as his dignity flees the scene. )
Victim: Dammit, Duncan. You're a fucking carpetflumper.
( Inexperienced undertaker commences bowl rip, which was deemed too large for the capacity of his lungs, causing him to blow into the bong. This causes the bowl itself to become a projectile due to the burst of bongwater forcing its escape to the only other exit of the device. Water then settles into the carpet and eminates an aroma so dank, it immediately envelops Duncan in a feeling of embarrassment as his dignity flees the scene. )
Victim: Dammit, Duncan. You're a fucking carpetflumper.
by BaronDeMarathon November 17, 2011
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Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.
by kimar September 23, 2013
Get the carpetjacking mug.A neuropsychiatric disorder characterized by physical tics. These tics travel from the brain down through the carpal cannal causing the subject to experience uncontrolled urges to type mostly incoherent babble and useless drivel. When one finds themselves on social media sites carrying on senselessly, typing a lot but saying mostly nothing, this is known as carpal tourette syndrome (CTS).
It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.
It's basically a get out of jail free card for those times when you've typed something that you regret and can't delete it.
I blame my carpal tourette syndrome for last night's facebook rant.
I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.
No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!
I didn't mean to be so mean when I texted you, it's my carpal tourettes flaring up again.
No I'm not a racist, I have carpal tourette syndrome!
by Bartimus Maximus November 1, 2013
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