Chud

An insult for a chronically online, lazy person with no real aspirations, commonly imagined as a basement-dwelling Discord mod

Im such a fat f*cking chud

by JDjordan January 22, 2026

CHUD

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

“Jordan is such a chud.”

by TheDick.Com January 23, 2026

Chud.

An inversion of the natural order.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.

Remus: did you see Justine Trudeau flipping burgers at the Calgary stampede?

Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.

by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

chud oil

a term to describe the contents of the male ejacualation.

Dude, I just sprayed my chud oil all over Lisa's face.

by weiner22 February 10, 2008

chud butter

the un-acknowledged remains of a womans long day, often taking the form of yellowish cream discharge with a consistancy of old yogurt. typically found in the panties.

i wish that bitch would pick her panties up. her chud butter looks like she fucked a hot dog.

by WILLISinNOLA November 8, 2007

chud spudnik

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018